Grasping for Straws-Today's Written Poem of the Day
Okay since it's National Writing Poetry Month and I 've accepted the challenge, much has been on my mind. I've been searching high, I've been searching low, sounds like Milli Vanilli to me! BBBBBBBAAAAABBBAAA BBBBAABBBYYY !!!!!!
Don't forget my number!
Okay, don't forget my poem is more like it.
So I've been grasping at straws all day! Enjoy!
Don't forget my number!
Okay, don't forget my poem is more like it.
So I've been grasping at straws all day! Enjoy!
Grasping At Straws
By Maureen Ucles
Today
In the Wee Hours of the Morning
I've been grasping
For some semblance of meaning
Some sort of reason why
I should hold on
onto
My iced tea
Breakfast haven, right?
McDonalds Inc
Okay now
Okay now
Has my breakfast
Ready
Each
Day
Today
Just like any other
Scrambled eggs
Sausage Patty
Drives me crazy
A little bit batty
Small coffee
Seven creams
No sugar
Not demanding
I am
Large Iced
Tea
No sugar
Just for
little old me
Not demanding
in the least
Had to wait
with a-
"Pull over to the side!"
that demeaning raspy voice
To the side
Maybe 3 minutes
Stretch it out to more like five
Everything is fine
Or so I thought
Not so fast
Buster!
My straw!
My straw!
Where's
My straw?
My perfect
Mickey D's Delight
Striped with Red
Yellow
and
Crowned with
White?
Are you kidding
me?
It's April 3rd now
Too late for the fools
But the jokes
on me
yes me
I've got no straw
To call my own
Hold the stinking phone!
Did ya hear me?
No straw
To drink
As I go!
I can't drink
on my way
Lid comes off
So I can drink
But
It will spill
as I break
On the Katy
Freeway
No straw and no lid
To hold
All the tea
That precious liquid cargo
gone flying out
Covering my seat
Splashing onto the dash
Into the glove
Compartment
All the way to the back
NOOOOO!
Life is so cruel
Incredibly unfair
How can I get through this day?
I really can't bare
it
Without my Mickey D's
No straw,
no straw
could you spare?
Sure
I have napkins
napkins galore
On my passenger's seat
Got Truvia packets in the
all my compartments
Receipts on the floor
But no, no,
Straw to adore?
What's this world coming to?
When you cannot rely?
Ronald's dropped the ball
Made the unforgivable mistake
The straw is absent
once more
Too much to take in
I'm loosing my mind
No marbles to be found here
I searched the whole car
I'm Out of luck
I find
Myself tearing up
to no avail
Going to face it alone
I'm locked interminably
In this draconian jail
So today is gone
The past will linger
Tomorrow is not promised
However
I won't lift a finger.
Please give me a darn straw!
For crying out loud!
Before I fall
Fall and fall
and fall
Remember, remember
one
and all-
Life is nothing
I said
Life is nothing!
I reiterate
Life is absolutely nothing
without some
Iced Tea
and a
STRAW!
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