Foggy

Poem of the Day-Foggy a botched attempt

Foggy

Foggy

Feelin' rather Foggy

This whole stinkin' day

Smoggy

So Houston Smoggy

In my brain

Not enough sleep

enough for me

hours went flying by

til I heard

the alarm sound

quite alarming

Foggy

can't think straight

can't think jagged

can't think at all

that's the problem

Smoggy

Ground ozone 

in the mind

this sleep apnea 

is for the birds

I bet they get more

sleep than I do

Foggy

feeling so groggy

sleep followin' me round

Just foggy

need some sleep

now foggy

brain is on mute

screen is frozen

call out the techies
Best Buy's Geek Squad
Can they find the solution?
Just ridiculously foggy

Foggy

 Mountain Dew is calling

Monster drinks won't work

They taste super nasty

Five hour energy is falling

into the trash

Can I get an Amen?

So foggy

Thought I told you once

Told you twice

Won't go for thrice 

cause I'm stupidly foggy

Foggy

Slow Internet NOOO!

Slow Internet NOOOOO!

State of My Internet
by Maureen Ucles


Slow, slow internet
NOOOOO!
I can't stand it
I just can't go
thru
one more night
with
super slow
internet

I don't know why
some days more
than others
super slow internet
just has to go!


Sitting, sitting
watching, watching
waiting, waiting, waiting
interminably

Buzz Light Year
Had it right
To Infinity and beyond
feels like
super, stupidly slow
internet

Direct TV can't compare
Cable is worse than....
No can never compare
to the snail paced
nature of super slow
idiotic internet

Jing Warning
floods my screen
just waited 20 minutes
to load
then connection disrupted!!!!
CALGON!!!!!
Wanna a root canal
right now!
Stupid internet
so stinking slow

Why?  Why?
Can't watch Youtube
scroll Facebook
or check out the Celts
No way
Internet soooo
incredibly
mind blowing
SLOW!!!

Getting ready to shut down
call it a night
watch my Uverse
turn out the lights
cause my daggone
internet is
Did I tell you?
Is intolerably,
excruciatingly
SLOOOOOOW!