Slow Internet NOOO!

Slow Internet NOOOOO!

State of My Internet
by Maureen Ucles


Slow, slow internet
NOOOOO!
I can't stand it
I just can't go
thru
one more night
with
super slow
internet

I don't know why
some days more
than others
super slow internet
just has to go!


Sitting, sitting
watching, watching
waiting, waiting, waiting
interminably

Buzz Light Year
Had it right
To Infinity and beyond
feels like
super, stupidly slow
internet

Direct TV can't compare
Cable is worse than....
No can never compare
to the snail paced
nature of super slow
idiotic internet

Jing Warning
floods my screen
just waited 20 minutes
to load
then connection disrupted!!!!
CALGON!!!!!
Wanna a root canal
right now!
Stupid internet
so stinking slow

Why?  Why?
Can't watch Youtube
scroll Facebook
or check out the Celts
No way
Internet soooo
incredibly
mind blowing
SLOW!!!

Getting ready to shut down
call it a night
watch my Uverse
turn out the lights
cause my daggone
internet is
Did I tell you?
Is intolerably,
excruciatingly
SLOOOOOOW!