Just Shoot Me

Have you ever been put on hold, in a mind numbing meeting, stuck in traffic or waited in line at the the DMV?  Ever been so bored out your mind from so much meaningless talk, talk, talk?  So meaningless that you sympathize with Charlie Brown in his school days?  This was one of those days, weeks, and years?.  I was put on hold, listened to an automated system for hours, and had to wait in line for far too long this week.  Meetings?  My life is an interminable meeting.

I will divulge the whisperings of a poem that begged for release. I just stopped and let it come out.  It goes a little something like this:

Just Shoot Me

Shoot me,

Shoot me,

Shoot me,

Please

Would you be so kind?

Just put me

out, out

 of my misery
How about--

Erase my mind?

PLEASE

I can't keep it in
volcanic eruption
summons

Just too 

stinking much
Gotta get away
far, far away

Impale me

Flail me

You might as well
Just sell me 

PLEASE!

Send me straight 

Just jail me

sprinkle salt 

in my wounds

with freshly squeezed

lemon and lime

Would you do me that favor?
No reason or rhyme

Don't have the time?

Ugghh!

Words
 nonsense
talking heads
this and that

 way too much
yada, yada, yada
blah, blah, blah
entrenched in
nothingness
 nada

Unlock the door
Set me free

Can't ya see? 

Get me out
Pretty please!

No! 

Not again!

Can we get this over?

PLEASE!

I'm begging YOU!
C'mon

Take me away!
In your Benz
Hummer or Landrover

Gotta get away
Anywhere
but here
Anytime
would be fine
How about now?

JUST SHOOT ME

Do it quickly!